Silly Hour

public speaking tips
the article’s title flipped a bird’s
rubber neck, rubber chicken gander:
talk like a real man: take out the um.
so, set aside veracity of masculinity
the hesitation that means not alpha
the conflation of alpha with male
and with it, valid and authentic. just
do it. tomorrow. t’orrow, toro, toro
turn the future into macho, much?
machismo muchismo, much is
more. With male of alpha not.
Use um, do not. Hmmmmmm.

  

  

  

With thanks to Yoda Generator

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