{"id":795,"date":"2013-05-22T11:01:00","date_gmt":"2013-05-22T15:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/briside\/2013\/05\/22\/the-cookie-dough-incident\/"},"modified":"2013-05-22T11:01:00","modified_gmt":"2013-05-22T15:01:00","slug":"the-cookie-dough-incident","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/briside\/2013\/05\/22\/the-cookie-dough-incident\/","title":{"rendered":"The Cookie Dough Incident"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/pearlpirie\/8786552046\/\" title=\"the cookie dough slip incident by pesbo, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"the cookie dough slip incident\" height=\"333\" src=\"http:\/\/farm9.staticflickr.com\/8253\/8786552046_1fc551dcd8.jpg\" width=\"500\" \/><\/a><br \/>nBonus post: Week 3 of May<br \/>n<br \/>nAfter the slide on dropped cookie dough and footballer kick slip into the cabinet, toe is still tender. Love you, tender.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>nBonus post: Week 3 of MaynnAfter the slide on dropped cookie dough and footballer kick slip into the cabinet, toe is still tender. Love you, tender.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-795","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/briside\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/795","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/briside\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/briside\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/briside\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/briside\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=795"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/briside\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/795\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/briside\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=795"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/briside\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=795"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/briside\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=795"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}