I have spent the postnoon on telenus prime, dimension 5 through the avian portal. Now as absorbing as it all was.( I do love the sensation of being zigzagged even if it does my intestines the jiggles, changing the frequency of my large resonant chamber to being more of a harpichord purr), time has come for food.

My colleague has done the yowling route of first direct route. I have tried the sitting upon to emphasize my wasting away famished pre-feeding weight. Now comes strategy 3, the deep gaze eye-lock hypnotic attempt at telepathy until the hairless tom gets the food already.