I’m clever you know. Remember how that blood technician bandaged me and I had it off before we even got home? Remember the great tuna incident? Remember all the times I maintained power in my court by nimbly evading capture and looking at you from where you couldn’t reach me?

You think you can shut me out of the room? I’m like hope. When a front door is shut, I come in a window. Or in this case the master bathroom door.