Are you kidding? That can was opened yesterday not today.

No, I remember that food from once when I didn’t feel well.

Nope, nice try but that one’s bad luck. I gagged a major hairball after it last time.

Wrong temperature. Too cold. See how the fat beads?

Warm it up. Good idea.

No, too hot. It smells cooked.

What else have you got? Hm. Kibble. Not really in the mood.

Chasing kibble? No thanks I’d rather sit to eat this meal.

Tuna? That’s so yesterday. Maybe even the day before that.

Think I’ll go run a few laps of the place instead.