I furrow the fur of my brow and wait patiently at door post for food, and those beans to arrive.  Will they give me proper attention when they do come? If they go straight to the computer, these advice cats have answers of how to train their attention back to its proper place — me. 

I was being admired mid-room when I got a sudden itch and had to do a big stretch to get at it with a solid licking. Why do beans find that funny?

There are big kablooies again tonight. It’s been a week. I thought at first those silly beans had started a territory dispute. Instead of batting ears they do kablooies but there was never any smell of wood smoke. Maybe the beans like it but what I like is securely being in lap during all that banging.

I went to use my litter box but you know, they hadn’t cleaned it since I last went. There is no way I am digging in that. I know what’s down there. I put it there myself. So I went on top. Not better for everyone but definitely better for me. They’ll probably comes clean it faster that way too.

Summer has been good. Sun patches and lots of lap time. I think the beans stopped working for my tuna money for a while. On the other hand, there are laps, and keyboards, and tablets and desks and shoes to sit on while people are here more of the time.They even brought over some beans of different sizes and shapes for me to lap for variety. Some of them are allergic so I like them best.

It seems I stopped blogging for a while. Thanks for noticing. I’ll see if I can get started again. I thought about posting. And visiting you all but thinking (and napping and grooming) is about as far as that got.

Yes, I am here, somewhere. And bean has scatted cat treats for me.  (sniff) They are stale. I’ll go check under the couch.  Do not laugh at whatever is stuck on my nose. Just take it off. 

I’ve been trying to moderate the beans’s use of internet by alternately sitting on her hands and her keyboard.

Has this happened to you?

All well on patrol. No incursions by birds or other nefarious non-members of household.

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The beans were out late last night. The neglected to wake up early this morning. I’ve been patient, really I have but now it’s time for round 3 of yowl, and more of a hop on their bellies than sitting on it purring hints as to food.