Forwarded Funnies: Oh, to be the dog… and cats get a mention too

(blink) (blink) Have I been gone that long? Oh. sorry.

Cat domain name dispute
The domain was registered last year in the name of “Meow, Baroness Penelope Cat of Nash DCB”, whose address was given as a barn near Tenbury Wells, Worcs.

Asserting that this information was false, Morgan Stanley complained to the National Arbitration Forum in Minneapolis, which handles internet registration disputes.

Very funny. You know I don’t want that. I have as much use for your broccoli as for my disposed off hair.

Which reminds me, could you sweep instead of vacuuming next time? I really don’t want to get up.

Ooh, cream and strawberrries.

How about, you eat the strawberries and I’ll lick out the cream?
What do you mean flapping yours hands like that. They are going to fast to waft the delectable odor my way.

Hye, where are you going with that?

Your arm is obstructing me from good stuff.

Are these thighs bigger and softer than I remember around this time in the season last year.
How about I eat your mashed potatoes for you?

Yes, rub there, a little higher, harder, more, more, more.

No, don’t turn the page now.

We lost our momentum. Start back again at the back of the skull.

What was that? It sounds like super-loud cat farts but I’m alone and it wasn’t me.

I know, those blinkies small motor things down there.

What a week. Lighting and thunder almost every day and then on Canada Day fireworks lighting that must have went on for half an hour. I’ve never been more glad to see bare sky. More birds like that.

Are you as tough as Jack?