Author: Pearl

  • c’mon

    Claw at the leg shaken off?
    Whyever for. Does not your stomach croak
    with hunger as well. I heard it. Wake up and feed me.

  • slip

    Ever stand on tile floor and sneeze?
    Feet multiplied by 12.

  • out there

    Wind wails
    window bellows
    bulged diaphragm
    whiskers twitch
    movement of night air
    pressured my way

  • the cat comes back

    Do you want an explanation of where I’ve been or is it enough to know that I’m back and will continue on?

    My counter tipped over 10,000 page views this week. Was it you?

  • been lazy

    I’ve been napping. I plan to tell you guys about what but then I sleep again, feet rabbit kicking the nearest human or sofa. Maybe tomorrow.

  • fast cool foot across the floor

    Sometimes it surprises me when they come home. Is it hotter up there? When they are lying down I forget how tall they are.

  • rare but unwelcome reocurrance

    Do you ever plan out your day, sunpatch route and when to watch for birds disturbed and what not then an hour or so into it you realize that your hairless people have closed the route to your toilet and are gone?

    When the jane finally got home my legs were so crossed. I meowed a good long one. But she fed me. Neeeeoow I said, repeating myself but she gave me water. Threw me a ball, patted me, all fine but neeeeoow. I went to the litter but she didn’t follow. Lassie must have had smarter people. Finally she noticed the closed door and swung it to freedom.

    What a relief, I can’t tell you.

  • welcome sun

    Happy Equinox

    Will you do anything special for the longer days?

  • coming up

    I suppose I should meow since it is near Cattess Mror’s spring equinox and all. She and her consort moon drew into lover’s gaze and all that. It will be strange to catcall without Miss Zhou.

  • come a little closer

    I got a secret: Most of the times I’m sweet gorgeous self. But sometimes my heat beats like hummingbird wings and I suspect that all the kinds of sticky goodness can’t come from stores with a bitter bright spot in them. Don’t worry, I can usually eat my way around it though. I feel bad enough between hairballs and spring bird return being so long away without that.