{"id":101,"date":"2004-10-25T03:23:03","date_gmt":"2004-10-25T03:23:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valderbar.wordpress.com\/2004\/10\/25\/tappity-tap-tap-tap-tap\/"},"modified":"2004-10-25T03:23:03","modified_gmt":"2004-10-25T03:23:03","slug":"tappity-tap-tap-tap-tap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/2004\/10\/25\/tappity-tap-tap-tap-tap\/","title":{"rendered":"tappity tap tap tap tap"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>She keeps pawing that keyboard. I want my turn to upload my homily, but it seems that  despite being so close to the entry point, I&#8217;ll have to just psychically mo-blog instead. Did I not declare dibs hours ago? How did she miss it?<\/p>\n<p>I try distracting her by walking across the keyboard but to no avail. I try luring her like Lassie to food even though it is full and race back and jump on her chair before she gets back. She&#8217;s just lifts me off. Sitting at her shoulder, I try tapping her arm over and over, sometimes with a relaxed paw, sometimes with claws extended just to keep things interesting. <\/p>\n<p>She<br \/>\nkeeps<br \/>\ntyping. <\/p>\n<p>Wonder what she&#8217;s up to anyway. The other is at that too. <\/p>\n<p>I try leaving a trail of footprints across what he&#8217;s working on but his patience is endless to lift me off and set me aside. this could get amusing. Back adn forth, lick a hand, scratch my chin on his screen, display my ever so pretty derriere in the lovely backlighting. Try typing a bit in his document.<\/p>\n<p>And I&#8217;m airlifted. I can start to see the tiniest of jaw clench now. This could get to be more fun than anything I was about to tell you about anyway. Perhaps I&#8217;ll see just how many crossings I can make&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>She keeps pawing that keyboard. I want my turn to upload my homily, but it seems that despite being so close to the entry point, I&#8217;ll have to just psychically mo-blog instead. Did I not declare dibs hours ago? How did she miss it? I try distracting her by walking across the keyboard but to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-101","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=101"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=101"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=101"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=101"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}