{"id":104,"date":"2004-10-28T04:57:32","date_gmt":"2004-10-28T04:57:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valderbar.wordpress.com\/2004\/10\/28\/no-catcalling-please\/"},"modified":"2004-10-28T04:57:32","modified_gmt":"2004-10-28T04:57:32","slug":"no-catcalling-please","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/2004\/10\/28\/no-catcalling-please\/","title":{"rendered":"no catcalling please"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m nobody&#8217;s furry baby. This pussy belongs to no one. I do not respond to &#8220;master&#8217;s&#8221; command and call. I come and go as I please as free agent. I am no a moggy any more than you are. From head to all 20 toes I&#8217;m purely my own cat.<\/p>\n<p>Just wanted to clear the air.<br \/>\n[sneeze.]<\/p>\n<p>(Was that a can opener? excuse me. I&#8217;ll be right b -)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m nobody&#8217;s furry baby. This pussy belongs to no one. I do not respond to &#8220;master&#8217;s&#8221; command and call. I come and go as I please as free agent. I am no a moggy any more than you are. From head to all 20 toes I&#8217;m purely my own cat. Just wanted to clear the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-104","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=104"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=104"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=104"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=104"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}