{"id":107,"date":"2004-11-01T22:34:02","date_gmt":"2004-11-01T22:34:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valderbar.wordpress.com\/2004\/11\/01\/in-place\/"},"modified":"2004-11-01T22:34:02","modified_gmt":"2004-11-01T22:34:02","slug":"in-place","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/2004\/11\/01\/in-place\/","title":{"rendered":"in place"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>She thinks herself a songstress, that Ms Zhou and so&#8230;(jury out&#8230; verdict coming in&#8230;) No.<\/p>\n<p>A canary, she isn&#8217;t but she shall be caged. I have had quite enough of her ceaseless warbling. I&#8217;m hungry too but do you see me doing any more than entreating with eyes? And even with that I give it a rest. They never give refills before supper.<\/p>\n<p>There she goes again. She couldn&#8217;t hit a note if her pencil was already on it.<\/p>\n<p>Excuse me while I swap her ample behind to where the sun don&#8217;t shine. &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>No, not even the front of the closet. To the back, you. don&#8217;t make me come in after you. Don&#8217;t even think about returning hiss for that&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Now, as I was planning to say &#8212;<\/p>\n<p>That is *not* the tip of an ear I see is it? <\/p>\n<p>This is not a time out for thirty seconds, dearless.  This is a stay until I&#8217;m good and ready not to add a matching scratch to the other side of your ass. You only think that you felt my claw before&#8211;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>She thinks herself a songstress, that Ms Zhou and so&#8230;(jury out&#8230; verdict coming in&#8230;) No. A canary, she isn&#8217;t but she shall be caged. I have had quite enough of her ceaseless warbling. I&#8217;m hungry too but do you see me doing any more than entreating with eyes? And even with that I give it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-107","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/107","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=107"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/107\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=107"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=107"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=107"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}