{"id":110,"date":"2004-11-05T21:56:23","date_gmt":"2004-11-05T21:56:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valderbar.wordpress.com\/2004\/11\/05\/time-well-spent\/"},"modified":"2004-11-05T21:56:23","modified_gmt":"2004-11-05T21:56:23","slug":"time-well-spent","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/2004\/11\/05\/time-well-spent\/","title":{"rendered":"time well spent"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I occupied myself doing spine rolls on the carpet while they entrenched in their keyboards. I peek and that butter stick that has piqued my interest so many hours earlier has now been completely forgotten by them. Not by me. <\/p>\n<p>On silent furred feet I nimbly proceed from floor to chair to  table top to counter, narrowing in on the fatty, soft quarry. Now within paw&#8217;s reach, the trick now will be to use my rough tongue to get through the foil and lick quickly to get as much as I can before the sound of my savoring perculates through the concentration peaked over there.<\/p>\n<p>Primate squeal.<\/p>\n<p>Caught but not too soon. It will be delicious minutes of face cleaning before I&#8217;m through. What will they do with the tongue marked butter?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I occupied myself doing spine rolls on the carpet while they entrenched in their keyboards. I peek and that butter stick that has piqued my interest so many hours earlier has now been completely forgotten by them. Not by me. On silent furred feet I nimbly proceed from floor to chair to table top to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-110","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=110"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=110"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=110"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=110"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}