{"id":1113,"date":"2004-09-18T08:48:57","date_gmt":"2004-09-18T08:48:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valderbar.wordpress.com\/2004\/09\/18\/telekenesis\/"},"modified":"2004-09-18T08:48:57","modified_gmt":"2004-09-18T08:48:57","slug":"telekenesis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/2004\/09\/18\/telekenesis\/","title":{"rendered":"telekenesis"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Everyone needs a hobby. So, I&#8217;ve been working on honing my telekenetic abilities this week. <\/p>\n<p>My ultimate task would be to release the slightly vacuum sealed food cooling area. The goal: to free the tuna I know to be within *it*, instead of within *me*.  Clearly this oversight needs to be remedied in some way.<\/p>\n<p>It is a challenge to focus my energies on the appropriate place. I find my powers getting misdirected and I blow a light bulb out instead or make a water tap spurt on. As lighter practice I focus my abilities on a lighter door first. The screen door flies open after a sustained concentration but the medium weight glass door eludes my mental grasp.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Everyone needs a hobby. So, I&#8217;ve been working on honing my telekenetic abilities this week. My ultimate task would be to release the slightly vacuum sealed food cooling area. The goal: to free the tuna I know to be within *it*, instead of within *me*. Clearly this oversight needs to be remedied in some way. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1113","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1113","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1113"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1113\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1113"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1113"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1113"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}