{"id":124,"date":"2004-11-18T03:48:09","date_gmt":"2004-11-18T03:48:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valderbar.wordpress.com\/2004\/11\/18\/an-armful\/"},"modified":"2004-11-18T03:48:09","modified_gmt":"2004-11-18T03:48:09","slug":"an-armful","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/2004\/11\/18\/an-armful\/","title":{"rendered":"An armful"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My colleague- I mentioned she minored in audiology? &#8211; has noted that I speak to her in consonants but the hairless talls in vowels. Isn&#8217;t that absurd. She&#8217;s just feeling put out. I even gave her back the  dayslot on the bed. She is one to <a href=\"http:\/\/forwardedfunnies.com\/wheres_the_kitty.html#more\">grab a muzzle<\/a>. Ah well, a little understanding goes a long way. We are all entitled to an offday now and then.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My colleague- I mentioned she minored in audiology? &#8211; has noted that I speak to her in consonants but the hairless talls in vowels. Isn&#8217;t that absurd. She&#8217;s just feeling put out. I even gave her back the dayslot on the bed. She is one to grab a muzzle. Ah well, a little understanding goes [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-124","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=124"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=124"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=124"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=124"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}