{"id":128,"date":"2004-11-24T11:11:31","date_gmt":"2004-11-24T11:11:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valderbar.wordpress.com\/2004\/11\/24\/er-er-grunt-puff\/"},"modified":"2004-11-24T11:11:31","modified_gmt":"2004-11-24T11:11:31","slug":"er-er-grunt-puff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/2004\/11\/24\/er-er-grunt-puff\/","title":{"rendered":"er, er, grunt, puff"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nearly &#8211; huff, ah, got it &#8211; [stretch] out from under the fridge. I had been having great fun batting this pen until it [swat, swat, swat] got under there. Nope. No go. hairb@lls!<\/p>\n<p>Meeeooooor. <\/p>\n<p>No, not food. nice thought. nice thought. actually we could go with that if you wish &#8212; <\/p>\n<p>No, pen, need pen. Can you&#8230;. preeeeze?<\/p>\n<p>Oh, he&#8217;s such a dear. He&#8217;s so good at that. Ole opposable thumb is wonderous sometimes. He can move the whole cold box to fish it out for me. <\/p>\n<p>Oooh. balls, forgot those were back there too! Lovely, lovely. I&#8217;ll be off now&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nearly &#8211; huff, ah, got it &#8211; [stretch] out from under the fridge. I had been having great fun batting this pen until it [swat, swat, swat] got under there. Nope. No go. hairb@lls! Meeeooooor. No, not food. nice thought. nice thought. actually we could go with that if you wish &#8212; No, pen, need [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-128","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/128","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=128"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/128\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=128"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=128"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=128"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}