{"id":129,"date":"2004-11-25T21:12:47","date_gmt":"2004-11-25T21:12:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valderbar.wordpress.com\/2004\/11\/25\/shock-after-shock\/"},"modified":"2004-11-25T21:12:47","modified_gmt":"2004-11-25T21:12:47","slug":"shock-after-shock","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/2004\/11\/25\/shock-after-shock\/","title":{"rendered":"shock after shock"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tis the season for low air humidity when nose to nose transmission of static electricity peaks. It makes ones wish momentarily for the muggy, moggy days when summer was everywhere instead of just that smare sqaure moving patch on the floor. I crave a petting but what I&#8217;m getting is fur to hairless shocks. I&#8217;ll settle in for second best, immobile warm still patch on laps.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tis the season for low air humidity when nose to nose transmission of static electricity peaks. It makes ones wish momentarily for the muggy, moggy days when summer was everywhere instead of just that smare sqaure moving patch on the floor. I crave a petting but what I&#8217;m getting is fur to hairless shocks. I&#8217;ll [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-129","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/129","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=129"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/129\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=129"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=129"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=129"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}