{"id":136,"date":"2004-12-03T10:21:49","date_gmt":"2004-12-03T10:21:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valderbar.wordpress.com\/2004\/12\/03\/perches-i-have-known\/"},"modified":"2004-12-03T10:21:49","modified_gmt":"2004-12-03T10:21:49","slug":"perches-i-have-known","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/2004\/12\/03\/perches-i-have-known\/","title":{"rendered":"perches I have known"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You must already know how I love pillows. Not a passive love but a treadling goodness of pure love. For sleeping I prefer a thin mat or simple sheet of paper to keep the chill of the concrete floor from leaching into my bones too much. I&#8217;m  an ascetic in that way. One cannot properly meditate or concentrate mental energies on too soft of seat. <\/p>\n<p>You know may also that I love a clear vantage point, pressing myself to the glass. I have recently &#8220;found&#8221; myself a piece of ass that offers the benefits of both height and softness. It can be hard to get the simian to roll over but a cold wet nose to the inner elbow or whiskers tickling the face just so can entice a rollover onto comically single pair of nipples. Then I can perch on the rear, see well, receive radient heat and dig claws in most effectively when my patience waiting for food has run out. Ah, some days I feel ever so clever with my wake-up innovations<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You must already know how I love pillows. Not a passive love but a treadling goodness of pure love. For sleeping I prefer a thin mat or simple sheet of paper to keep the chill of the concrete floor from leaching into my bones too much. I&#8217;m an ascetic in that way. One cannot properly [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-136","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/136","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=136"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/136\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=136"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=136"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=136"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}