{"id":143,"date":"2004-12-10T01:47:22","date_gmt":"2004-12-10T01:47:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valderbar.wordpress.com\/2004\/12\/10\/chairs\/"},"modified":"2004-12-10T01:47:22","modified_gmt":"2004-12-10T01:47:22","slug":"chairs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/2004\/12\/10\/chairs\/","title":{"rendered":"chairs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I like sitting on chairs. The simians have shut me out the room with two of them. This is particularly unfortunate because its a good nap room with shelves with lights in them that heat up the cubbyhole nicely plus it has a black and white surface that makes lvoely sounds when I walk across it at midnight. They are such fickles power-vying people. It&#8217;s as if they think they opwn the territory. Simians, what can you do?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I like sitting on chairs. The simians have shut me out the room with two of them. This is particularly unfortunate because its a good nap room with shelves with lights in them that heat up the cubbyhole nicely plus it has a black and white surface that makes lvoely sounds when I walk across [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-143","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/143","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=143"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/143\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=143"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=143"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=143"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}