{"id":146,"date":"2004-12-13T07:47:09","date_gmt":"2004-12-13T07:47:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valderbar.wordpress.com\/2004\/12\/13\/shhh-this-is-top-secret\/"},"modified":"2004-12-13T07:47:09","modified_gmt":"2004-12-13T07:47:09","slug":"shhh-this-is-top-secret","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/2004\/12\/13\/shhh-this-is-top-secret\/","title":{"rendered":"Shhh. This is top secret."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The simians are clever with those thumbs. The hot box and the cold box hold food hot and cold. (Neither of those parts are secret.) <\/p>\n<p>These food boxes also have very heavy doors. This is a design flaw. (an open secret to you too?)<\/p>\n<p>I spent the morning scouting around the floor for iron hard scraps of bread for building secret weapon to attack fridge with. (This stash and plan, my friend, is the secret part.)<\/p>\n<p>If wasps can wet down bark and make a paper nest, I should be able to salvage enough crumbs to make myself a catapult to at least hurl myself to the top of the cold box where the Alter of the Papyrus has been moved again. They do like to keep me on my toes, these simians. <\/p>\n<p>Maybe I should think smaller first. Train to make the leap from the counter to the papyrus and use the crumbs to fashion a level to wedge open the cold box.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The simians are clever with those thumbs. The hot box and the cold box hold food hot and cold. (Neither of those parts are secret.) These food boxes also have very heavy doors. This is a design flaw. (an open secret to you too?) I spent the morning scouting around the floor for iron hard [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-146","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/146","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=146"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/146\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=146"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=146"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=146"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}