{"id":1490,"date":"2023-04-16T15:38:00","date_gmt":"2023-04-16T19:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/?p=1490"},"modified":"2025-12-15T15:39:36","modified_gmt":"2025-12-15T20:39:36","slug":"you-may-not-pass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/2023\/04\/16\/you-may-not-pass\/","title":{"rendered":"You May Not Pass"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>unscathed<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"480\" height=\"640\" src=\"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2025\/12\/IMG_3811.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1491\" style=\"width:400px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2025\/12\/IMG_3811.jpeg 480w, https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2025\/12\/IMG_3811-225x300.jpeg 225w, https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2025\/12\/IMG_3811-100x133.jpeg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Who&#8217;s on the wrong side of glass now?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"640\" src=\"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2023\/04\/IMG_3812.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1494\" style=\"width:400px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2023\/04\/IMG_3812.jpeg 640w, https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2023\/04\/IMG_3812-300x300.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2023\/04\/IMG_3812-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2023\/04\/IMG_3812-100x100.jpeg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>unscathed Who&#8217;s on the wrong side of glass now?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1490","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1490","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1490"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1490\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1495,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1490\/revisions\/1495"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1490"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1490"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1490"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}