{"id":177,"date":"2005-01-19T23:14:56","date_gmt":"2005-01-19T23:14:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valderbar.wordpress.com\/2005\/01\/19\/must-clean\/"},"modified":"2005-01-19T23:14:56","modified_gmt":"2005-01-19T23:14:56","slug":"must-clean","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/2005\/01\/19\/must-clean\/","title":{"rendered":"must clean"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Someone has got to clean up around here and before they bring out that noisy machine again, I&#8217;ll get a lick&#8217;s worth in. Must lick, lick, lick, lick. Lick a tail, lick a chair seat, lick a chair leg, table leg, pant leg, lick this bit of carpet here under the table, Lick the tail again. Lick and see if I can gather any morsels from beside the stove. Like it or lick it, I&#8217;m a busy girl today.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Someone has got to clean up around here and before they bring out that noisy machine again, I&#8217;ll get a lick&#8217;s worth in. Must lick, lick, lick, lick. Lick a tail, lick a chair seat, lick a chair leg, table leg, pant leg, lick this bit of carpet here under the table, Lick the tail [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-177","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=177"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=177"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=177"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=177"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}