{"id":204,"date":"2005-02-14T05:21:00","date_gmt":"2005-02-14T05:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valderbar.wordpress.com\/2005\/02\/14\/patty-kit\/"},"modified":"2005-02-14T05:21:00","modified_gmt":"2005-02-14T05:21:00","slug":"patty-kit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/2005\/02\/14\/patty-kit\/","title":{"rendered":"patty kit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>from our covert postion behind the table leg spy the enemy<br \/>\ncrouch down low with me.<br \/>\nwriggle the hips<br \/>\nsee the flat black and white length<br \/>\nof newsprint.<br \/>\nit is our target.<br \/>\nsteady now,<br \/>\nconcentrate.<\/p>\n<p>go<\/p>\n<p>go<\/p>\n<p>go<\/p>\n<p>patttta pat, bat, bat-bat-bat-<br \/>\npaht nab it.<\/p>\n<p>Heh. It never saw us coming. Lightning speed feet. heh.<br \/>\nshall we swagger this way and settle for a nap, our task well in paw? Sometimes I Loooooove being a cat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>from our covert postion behind the table leg spy the enemy crouch down low with me. wriggle the hips see the flat black and white length of newsprint. it is our target. steady now, concentrate. go go go patttta pat, bat, bat-bat-bat- paht nab it. Heh. It never saw us coming. Lightning speed feet. heh. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-204","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/204","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=204"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/204\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=204"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=204"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=204"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}