{"id":214,"date":"2005-03-03T10:52:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-03T10:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valderbar.wordpress.com\/2005\/03\/03\/perrier\/"},"modified":"2005-03-03T10:52:00","modified_gmt":"2005-03-03T10:52:00","slug":"perrier","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/2005\/03\/03\/perrier\/","title":{"rendered":"perrier"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have fresh water dispensed for me but it is mere plain tap water in an easy to access bowl. This will not do. A lady such as I needs variety. I am autonomous. I can fend for myself beyond retrieving from hidden places the amusing rattley balls at 2 am. I can get special herbal and floral infused drinking water if I just wait for the simians to vacate the rain room si I can lick the tub.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have fresh water dispensed for me but it is mere plain tap water in an easy to access bowl. This will not do. A lady such as I needs variety. I am autonomous. I can fend for myself beyond retrieving from hidden places the amusing rattley balls at 2 am. I can get special [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-214","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/214","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=214"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/214\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=214"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=214"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=214"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}