{"id":215,"date":"2005-03-04T21:06:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-04T21:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valderbar.wordpress.com\/2005\/03\/04\/self-access-centre\/"},"modified":"2005-03-04T21:06:00","modified_gmt":"2005-03-04T21:06:00","slug":"self-access-centre","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/2005\/03\/04\/self-access-centre\/","title":{"rendered":"self-access centre"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I see, the food is a serve yourself buffet today. The can with the plastic lid just needs a few pokes to get open so I nuzzle mu nose in there and lick it cleaner than my colleague&#8217;s hiney.<\/p>\n<p>Now, for the next amusement, I think I&#8217;ll what range of simian sounds I can provoke with a claw to the leg. har. purr.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I see, the food is a serve yourself buffet today. The can with the plastic lid just needs a few pokes to get open so I nuzzle mu nose in there and lick it cleaner than my colleague&#8217;s hiney. Now, for the next amusement, I think I&#8217;ll what range of simian sounds I can provoke [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-215","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/215","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=215"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/215\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=215"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=215"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=215"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}