She recently realized she’s being tailed by a long white thing with nearly no hair. An invisible rat with only the tail showing! That must be it!<\/p>\n
LOL. Look at her run. She’s being stalked! <\/p>\n
And is she ticked! She’s goign to get that invisible rat if its the last thing she does.<\/p>\n
Admittedly, clearly, to anyone, it does look like an unlikely candidate to be part of her stocky frame. It doesn’t look proportioned to fit her so couldn’t possibly be part of her. <\/p>\n
Now there she goes attacking it again. She tail is switching back and forth and she doesn’t like that obstinous at all. Tackle.<\/p>\n
That pain girl, that means something. Pause, yes, think, yes.<\/p>\n
Tail. yes. <\/p>\n
Your tail.<\/p>\n
right groom it. <\/p>\n
Good girl. Yes, that hip, know you can barely reach it, but it’s you too.<\/p>\n
Sad thing is she’ll forget again by tomorrow.<\/p>\n
Mror knows that when she thinks she’s hiding sometime next week, that part of her is sticking out the the closet – a tell-tail sign don’t you know? She’ll fully beleive she’s hidden.<\/p>\n
Ah, to have a colleague with a brain. I swear we have to find a yellow brick road and wizard for this lady. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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