{"id":243,"date":"2005-03-28T21:55:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-28T21:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valderbar.wordpress.com\/2005\/03\/28\/moan\/"},"modified":"2005-03-28T21:55:00","modified_gmt":"2005-03-28T21:55:00","slug":"moan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/2005\/03\/28\/moan\/","title":{"rendered":"moan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had a flurry of fun chasing a pen across the floor until I lodged it in under the stove. <\/p>\n<p>That ended that fun but no matter. <\/p>\n<p>Honestly it&#8217;s been a don&#8217;t fidget, just let me cuddle sort of day. My stomach is uncertain. The tuna did not agree with me before or after I ate it. And the ham I had anticipated didn&#8217;t pan out. The simians seem to have done easter away and only came home smelling like those other hairless talls, and to top all that off Tigey died as I mentioned. I think I&#8217;ll just lay low for the rest of today. I&#8217;ll feel better tomorrow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had a flurry of fun chasing a pen across the floor until I lodged it in under the stove. That ended that fun but no matter. Honestly it&#8217;s been a don&#8217;t fidget, just let me cuddle sort of day. My stomach is uncertain. The tuna did not agree with me before or after I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-243","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/243","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=243"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/243\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=243"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=243"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=243"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}