{"id":246,"date":"2005-04-02T00:57:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-02T00:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valderbar.wordpress.com\/2005\/04\/02\/kibble\/"},"modified":"2005-04-02T00:57:00","modified_gmt":"2005-04-02T00:57:00","slug":"kibble","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/2005\/04\/02\/kibble\/","title":{"rendered":"kibble?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I gave my best &#8220;you must be kidding look&#8221; at the dry kibble that came in seeming response to my clear call for wet and wonderful food. I do understand this is a simian <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/April_fools\">joke day<\/a> after all but really, that was supposed to end before noon and I&#8217;m seriously tired of this teeth scraping tidbits.  You won&#8217;t quit? Fine. I&#8217;ll just go watch some jerky <a href=\"http:\/\/www.schnet.com\/webcam\/index.html\">aquarium fish<\/a> until you come to your senses. Or some <a href=\"http:\/\/search.earthcam.com\/search_cam.php?cat=UNU&amp;sub=P\">live cam trained on fellow creatures<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I gave my best &#8220;you must be kidding look&#8221; at the dry kibble that came in seeming response to my clear call for wet and wonderful food. I do understand this is a simian joke day after all but really, that was supposed to end before noon and I&#8217;m seriously tired of this teeth scraping [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-246","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/246","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=246"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/246\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=246"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=246"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=246"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}