{"id":247,"date":"2005-04-02T23:38:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-02T23:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valderbar.wordpress.com\/2005\/04\/02\/in-between\/"},"modified":"2005-04-02T23:38:00","modified_gmt":"2005-04-02T23:38:00","slug":"in-between","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/2005\/04\/02\/in-between\/","title":{"rendered":"in between"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I think I&#8217;ll be a wedgie between the two hairless talls. Oh dear, I think that translation may be off. Wedge or wedgie? I will sit in the small space between the two because a) it provides a way to be warm b) it provides a way for me to intercept and unscramble the hormonal and magnetic language passing between them c) it&#8217;s<\/p>\n<p>oof. Hey, who are you to unceremoniously remove me from the couch. <\/p>\n<p>Oh, you&#8217;re going to escalate the hormones like that again.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll stand aside and take notes from here then.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think I&#8217;ll be a wedgie between the two hairless talls. Oh dear, I think that translation may be off. Wedge or wedgie? I will sit in the small space between the two because a) it provides a way to be warm b) it provides a way for me to intercept and unscramble the hormonal [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-247","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/247","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=247"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/247\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=247"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=247"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=247"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}