{"id":253,"date":"2005-04-08T03:26:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-08T03:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valderbar.wordpress.com\/2005\/04\/08\/fw-story\/"},"modified":"2005-04-08T03:26:00","modified_gmt":"2005-04-08T03:26:00","slug":"fw-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/2005\/04\/08\/fw-story\/","title":{"rendered":"FW: story"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s been a long day. there&#8217;s been the requisite eating and grooming but with the simians away and the blinds all pulled and my collegue asleep, it limits one&#8217;s abilities of perceive. I just got back from the 5th dimension but it was same-same, you know. Not much to report so this story on Cat box cleaners &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/vancouver.craigslist.org\/about\/best\/sfo\/56074168.html\">when kitty litter attacks <\/a> might be more up your alley of interest.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s been a long day. there&#8217;s been the requisite eating and grooming but with the simians away and the blinds all pulled and my collegue asleep, it limits one&#8217;s abilities of perceive. I just got back from the 5th dimension but it was same-same, you know. Not much to report so this story on Cat [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-253","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/253","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=253"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/253\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=253"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=253"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=253"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}