{"id":257,"date":"2005-04-13T10:03:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-13T10:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valderbar.wordpress.com\/2005\/04\/13\/deductions\/"},"modified":"2005-04-13T10:03:00","modified_gmt":"2005-04-13T10:03:00","slug":"deductions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/2005\/04\/13\/deductions\/","title":{"rendered":"deductions"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I can tell something by the movements through the room, their rate of walk, their furtive stashing away of food altars into the noise machine. Once they turn on the noisy  machines for laundry licking and plate licking (I could do that you know, they never let me help), they leave for the morning. It&#8217;s extra earlier than their habits but the signs are undeniable. Wonder why they leave<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can tell something by the movements through the room, their rate of walk, their furtive stashing away of food altars into the noise machine. Once they turn on the noisy machines for laundry licking and plate licking (I could do that you know, they never let me help), they leave for the morning. It&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-257","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/257","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=257"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/257\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=257"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=257"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=257"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}