{"id":280,"date":"2005-05-06T01:16:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-06T01:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valderbar.wordpress.com\/2005\/05\/06\/for-better-or-verse\/"},"modified":"2005-05-06T01:16:00","modified_gmt":"2005-05-06T01:16:00","slug":"for-better-or-verse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/2005\/05\/06\/for-better-or-verse\/","title":{"rendered":"for better or verse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was settling into a more comfy position when this handy bag I found padded with clothes for my lying pleasure suddenly shifted off the table but don&#8217;t worry, it deposited itself but not me on the floor. Now where do I go?<\/p>\n<p>Lapping up<\/p>\n<p>attention<br \/>\npat pat<br \/>\nbat bat bat<br \/>\nhop, plop<br \/>\nc&#8217;mon<br \/>\nyou know the drill<br \/>\nuncross your legs<br \/>\nlet me up<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was settling into a more comfy position when this handy bag I found padded with clothes for my lying pleasure suddenly shifted off the table but don&#8217;t worry, it deposited itself but not me on the floor. Now where do I go? Lapping up attention pat pat bat bat bat hop, plop c&#8217;mon you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-280","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/280","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=280"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/280\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=280"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=280"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=280"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}