{"id":281,"date":"2005-05-07T01:00:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-07T01:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valderbar.wordpress.com\/2005\/05\/07\/whoa\/"},"modified":"2005-05-07T01:00:00","modified_gmt":"2005-05-07T01:00:00","slug":"whoa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/2005\/05\/07\/whoa\/","title":{"rendered":"whoa"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>whhoooo &#8212; can you not tell that I am in no mood or desire to be airlifted? Body language savants they are not as my starfished kicking legs and propellering tail are not a sufficient clue?<\/p>\n<p>mid-lap = good.<br \/>\nmid-air = good for birds<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>whhoooo &#8212; can you not tell that I am in no mood or desire to be airlifted? Body language savants they are not as my starfished kicking legs and propellering tail are not a sufficient clue? mid-lap = good. mid-air = good for birds<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-281","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/281","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=281"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/281\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=281"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=281"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=281"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}