{"id":311,"date":"2005-06-03T04:14:00","date_gmt":"2005-06-03T04:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valderbar.wordpress.com\/2005\/06\/03\/111774709408327390\/"},"modified":"2005-06-03T04:14:00","modified_gmt":"2005-06-03T04:14:00","slug":"111774709408327390","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/2005\/06\/03\/111774709408327390\/","title":{"rendered":"111774709408327390"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not sure I like my new simian codename of fuzzbucket. But then, they&#8217;ll probably drop it before long just as I&#8217;ve dropped the exagerrating their hairlessness of mostly scanitly haired body. After all they do tend to look like a comical creature, like a fattened up shaved horse with those long legs but remarkably shortened toe bones.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not sure I like my new simian codename of fuzzbucket. But then, they&#8217;ll probably drop it before long just as I&#8217;ve dropped the exagerrating their hairlessness of mostly scanitly haired body. After all they do tend to look like a comical creature, like a fattened up shaved horse with those long legs but remarkably [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-311","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/311","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=311"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/311\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=311"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=311"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=311"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}