{"id":317,"date":"2005-06-09T04:36:00","date_gmt":"2005-06-09T04:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valderbar.wordpress.com\/2005\/06\/09\/event\/"},"modified":"2005-06-09T04:36:00","modified_gmt":"2005-06-09T04:36:00","slug":"event","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/2005\/06\/09\/event\/","title":{"rendered":"event"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s been a headtrip of a day. While the simians were away, great thick strings dropped in front of my window. It was as if someone were dangling strings to play with a ginormous tiger. It swang back and forth. Before long a simian came down it. It was quite surreal. The string became like a spider and I was very very small. It was like the 5th dimension. <\/p>\n<p>What was this all about. I soon found out he would wash the windows from the outside. He swung around with a stick in hand and rubbed the glass making it squeak then he bobbed around like a spider on the wind around to other windows, his covered rubber toes going along the wall. I hope that sideshow comes again soon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s been a headtrip of a day. While the simians were away, great thick strings dropped in front of my window. It was as if someone were dangling strings to play with a ginormous tiger. It swang back and forth. Before long a simian came down it. It was quite surreal. The string became like [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-317","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/317","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=317"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/317\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=317"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=317"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=317"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}