{"id":390,"date":"2005-08-14T15:14:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-14T15:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valderbar.wordpress.com\/2005\/08\/14\/cheap-labour-completely-undependable\/"},"modified":"2005-08-14T15:14:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-14T15:14:00","slug":"cheap-labour-completely-undependable","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/2005\/08\/14\/cheap-labour-completely-undependable\/","title":{"rendered":"cheap labour, completely undependable"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t glower at me Missy. I reminded you with taps that you forgot to clean the toilet. <\/p>\n<p>You can&#8217;t possibly be mad that I missed. Who would step in there? You hold your own body back as you clean and we both know whose nose is more sensitive between the two of us.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t glower at me Missy. I reminded you with taps that you forgot to clean the toilet. You can&#8217;t possibly be mad that I missed. Who would step in there? You hold your own body back as you clean and we both know whose nose is more sensitive between the two of us.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-390","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/390","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=390"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/390\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=390"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=390"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=390"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}