{"id":403,"date":"2005-08-29T22:59:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-29T22:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valderbar.wordpress.com\/2005\/08\/29\/what-do-we-have-here\/"},"modified":"2005-08-29T22:59:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-29T22:59:00","slug":"what-do-we-have-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/2005\/08\/29\/what-do-we-have-here\/","title":{"rendered":"what do we have here?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Those two are out again. Wonder when they&#8217;ll see fit to come home. Oh well, the butter forgotten on the counter will have to be my consolation company. <\/p>\n<p>My colleague is sulking in the closet due to a tiny nose scratch you can hardly even see. Sensitive she is. sensitive.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Those two are out again. Wonder when they&#8217;ll see fit to come home. Oh well, the butter forgotten on the counter will have to be my consolation company. My colleague is sulking in the closet due to a tiny nose scratch you can hardly even see. Sensitive she is. sensitive.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-403","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/403","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=403"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/403\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=403"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=403"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=403"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}