{"id":407,"date":"2005-09-02T17:33:00","date_gmt":"2005-09-02T17:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valderbar.wordpress.com\/2005\/09\/02\/catnapped-again\/"},"modified":"2005-09-02T17:33:00","modified_gmt":"2005-09-02T17:33:00","slug":"catnapped-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/2005\/09\/02\/catnapped-again\/","title":{"rendered":"catnapped again?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I really have to watch these people. I eat a little less and they snatch me off to the doctor. I am normal. No fever, no weight loss. Did you really need to take more blood. <\/p>\n<p>Sensitive imaginative creatures, these. It&#8217;s my colleague that needs looking after, not me.<\/p>\n<p>My colleague is having a good day, which is to say she didn&#8217;t yowl and hiss and bite her tail. She didn&#8217;t barrell down on me when I attempt to eat and shoulder me out of the way. She did leave a no-no under the chair but I don&#8217;t thing tom and jane have found it yet. They will before long I&#8217;m afraid.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I really have to watch these people. I eat a little less and they snatch me off to the doctor. I am normal. No fever, no weight loss. Did you really need to take more blood. Sensitive imaginative creatures, these. It&#8217;s my colleague that needs looking after, not me. My colleague is having a good [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-407","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/407","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=407"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/407\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=407"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=407"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=407"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}