{"id":409,"date":"2005-09-05T00:40:00","date_gmt":"2005-09-05T00:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valderbar.wordpress.com\/2005\/09\/05\/whirling-darling-dervish\/"},"modified":"2005-09-05T00:40:00","modified_gmt":"2005-09-05T00:40:00","slug":"whirling-darling-dervish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/2005\/09\/05\/whirling-darling-dervish\/","title":{"rendered":"whirling darling dervish"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>That&#8217;s me. Turn, turn, turn<br \/>\npad down the duvet until I&#8217;ve made<br \/>\na sweet spot for me and my tail<br \/>\nover my nose, ready to dose<br \/>\nin the radiating waves of heat<br \/>\nfrom tom and jane&#8217;s legs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That&#8217;s me. Turn, turn, turn pad down the duvet until I&#8217;ve made a sweet spot for me and my tail over my nose, ready to dose in the radiating waves of heat from tom and jane&#8217;s legs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-409","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/409","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=409"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/409\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=409"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=409"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=409"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}