{"id":416,"date":"2005-09-08T10:07:00","date_gmt":"2005-09-08T10:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valderbar.wordpress.com\/2005\/09\/08\/ta-da-i-got-in\/"},"modified":"2005-09-08T10:07:00","modified_gmt":"2005-09-08T10:07:00","slug":"ta-da-i-got-in","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/2005\/09\/08\/ta-da-i-got-in\/","title":{"rendered":"ta-da. I got in."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m clever you know. Remember how that blood technician bandaged me and I had it off before we even got home? Remember the great tuna incident?  Remember all the times I maintained power in my court by nimbly evading capture and looking at you from where you couldn&#8217;t reach me?<\/p>\n<p>You think you can shut me out of the room? I&#8217;m like hope. When a front door is shut, I come in a window. Or in this case the master bathroom door.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m clever you know. Remember how that blood technician bandaged me and I had it off before we even got home? Remember the great tuna incident? Remember all the times I maintained power in my court by nimbly evading capture and looking at you from where you couldn&#8217;t reach me? You think you can shut [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-416","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/416","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=416"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/416\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=416"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=416"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=416"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}