{"id":43,"date":"2004-08-31T12:41:27","date_gmt":"2004-08-31T12:41:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valderbar.wordpress.com\/2004\/08\/31\/giving-a-health-check-up\/"},"modified":"2004-08-31T12:41:27","modified_gmt":"2004-08-31T12:41:27","slug":"giving-a-health-check-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/2004\/08\/31\/giving-a-health-check-up\/","title":{"rendered":"giving a health check up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I  get a certain amount of data from nose sniffing but It&#8217;s gratisying to get some time to do some resonance scans on the abdominal regions of the subjects as well. <\/p>\n<p>Through something comparable to a bat&#8217;s echolocation, my purring, I can distinguish the state and condition of the subject&#8217;s organs, for example, kidneys, the fullness level of the bladder. Although they are not aware of my level of expertise at the moment, I feel this baseline will hold us in good stead when we can communicate on a more complex level than say, &#8220;good morning. good to see you&#8221;, &#8220;good night&#8221;, &#8220;not now&#8221; or &#8220;you feel ok&#8221;? &#8220;Not now&#8221; incidentally seems to have a proto language root or else is the effect of convergent linguistic evolution because in both catonese and the dialect of hairless talls here, it sounds remarkably iconic as a variant of a growl-snarl.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, back to matters of health adn well being of the subjects in my care. <\/p>\n<p>My textbook sense of the internal structure is also fleshed out through kneading massage, much like a veterinarian does probing for problems in my case. Although I protest as being gland-handled and moved about in that transport mechanism, I do  respect a man or woman of learning such as a veterinarian. <\/p>\n<p>I do wish however that their knowledge base would advance a century or two from this snake oil level of guessing. I mean really, hairless talls aren&#8217;t that hard to understand anatomically speaking, but felines are complex, need more sophisticated treatment for all our physical and mental health concerns.<\/p>\n<p>Until next time,<br \/>\nMore Prrrr to you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I get a certain amount of data from nose sniffing but It&#8217;s gratisying to get some time to do some resonance scans on the abdominal regions of the subjects as well. Through something comparable to a bat&#8217;s echolocation, my purring, I can distinguish the state and condition of the subject&#8217;s organs, for example, kidneys, the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-43","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=43"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=43"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=43"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=43"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}