{"id":463,"date":"2005-10-21T08:31:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-21T08:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valderbar.wordpress.com\/2005\/10\/21\/night-sports\/"},"modified":"2005-10-21T08:31:00","modified_gmt":"2005-10-21T08:31:00","slug":"night-sports","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/2005\/10\/21\/night-sports\/","title":{"rendered":"night sports"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I played a fun game last night. I sat looking my most innocent on the edge of their bed. (They were asleep so the innocent look was pure pratice.)<\/p>\n<p>When tom rolled over I sat on the exposed edge of his pillow. I sat on it and gradually, using something like a boa constrictor win by inches method, gained the entire pillow. I then sprawled over it, purring at my accomplishment as he then joined the game and took a corner of jane&#8217;s pillow and gradually took that over. Jane was left with none but then I started on her side gradually rolling them both over the other way by pillow-gaining.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I played a fun game last night. I sat looking my most innocent on the edge of their bed. (They were asleep so the innocent look was pure pratice.) When tom rolled over I sat on the exposed edge of his pillow. I sat on it and gradually, using something like a boa constrictor win [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-463","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/463","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=463"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/463\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=463"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=463"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=463"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}