{"id":469,"date":"2005-10-26T22:33:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-26T22:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valderbar.wordpress.com\/2005\/10\/26\/nope-and-thats-probably-my-final-answer\/"},"modified":"2005-10-26T22:33:00","modified_gmt":"2005-10-26T22:33:00","slug":"nope-and-thats-probably-my-final-answer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/2005\/10\/26\/nope-and-thats-probably-my-final-answer\/","title":{"rendered":"nope. and that&#8217;s probably my final answer."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Are you kidding? That can was opened yesterday not today.<\/p>\n<p>No, I remember that food from once when I didn&#8217;t feel well. <\/p>\n<p>Nope, nice try but that one&#8217;s bad luck. I gagged a major hairball after it last time.<\/p>\n<p>Wrong temperature. Too cold. See how the fat beads?<\/p>\n<p>Warm it up. Good idea.<\/p>\n<p>No, too hot. It smells cooked.<\/p>\n<p>What else have you got? Hm. Kibble. Not really in the mood.<\/p>\n<p>Chasing kibble? No thanks I&#8217;d rather sit to eat this meal.<\/p>\n<p>Tuna? That&#8217;s so yesterday. Maybe even the day before that.<\/p>\n<p>Think I&#8217;ll go run a few laps of the place instead.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Are you kidding? That can was opened yesterday not today. No, I remember that food from once when I didn&#8217;t feel well. Nope, nice try but that one&#8217;s bad luck. I gagged a major hairball after it last time. Wrong temperature. Too cold. See how the fat beads? Warm it up. Good idea. No, too [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-469","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/469","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=469"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/469\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=469"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=469"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=469"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}