{"id":486,"date":"2005-11-07T21:07:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-07T21:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valderbar.wordpress.com\/2005\/11\/07\/catithentics\/"},"modified":"2005-11-07T21:07:00","modified_gmt":"2005-11-07T21:07:00","slug":"catithentics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/2005\/11\/07\/catithentics\/","title":{"rendered":"catithentics"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jumping from chair to chair is fine but I can make it more of a challenge if I incorporate an unsuspecting lap into the run. So far I&#8217;ve made 5 circuits of teh room and window ledge and person and made the human jump every time. Bonus. <\/p>\n<p>I think it&#8217;s particularly endearing when I pop my head up between the desktop and the chest, shortcut across teh keyboad adn in a run off teh desk again. Don&#8217;t you agree?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jumping from chair to chair is fine but I can make it more of a challenge if I incorporate an unsuspecting lap into the run. So far I&#8217;ve made 5 circuits of teh room and window ledge and person and made the human jump every time. Bonus. I think it&#8217;s particularly endearing when I pop [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-486","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/486","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=486"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/486\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=486"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=486"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=486"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}