{"id":492,"date":"2005-11-11T10:14:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-11T10:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valderbar.wordpress.com\/2005\/11\/11\/consider-the-options\/"},"modified":"2005-11-11T10:14:00","modified_gmt":"2005-11-11T10:14:00","slug":"consider-the-options","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/2005\/11\/11\/consider-the-options\/","title":{"rendered":"consider the options"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Are you sure you want to read? Let me snuffle your toes with my whiskers. Aren&#8217;t I more interesting?<\/p>\n<p>Sure you want to read? How about I put my tail as a bookmark and you just give your whole attention to stroking me?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Are you sure you want to read? Let me snuffle your toes with my whiskers. Aren&#8217;t I more interesting? Sure you want to read? How about I put my tail as a bookmark and you just give your whole attention to stroking me?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-492","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/492","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=492"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/492\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=492"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=492"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=492"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}