{"id":514,"date":"2005-12-03T12:59:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-03T12:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valderbar.wordpress.com\/2005\/12\/03\/litter\/"},"modified":"2005-12-03T12:59:00","modified_gmt":"2005-12-03T12:59:00","slug":"litter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/2005\/12\/03\/litter\/","title":{"rendered":"litter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yooo-mmiooou. You&#8217;re still in bed but I have to go potty.<\/p>\n<p>Herrrrrroooo. Did you hear me? I&#8217;ll try again louder?<\/p>\n<p>Yes, I have the tom&#8217;s attention. Concentrate tom. Yes, come my way.<\/p>\n<p>No, what are you doing? Forget the clothes licker machine for a minute. Concentrate.<\/p>\n<p>Litter tom, litter. No, no, that&#8217;s food. Listen to my pronunciation tom. <\/p>\n<p>No, don&#8217;t pick me up. See if I run away, picking up is not the thing.  <\/p>\n<p>Sheesh. Lassie never had this problem.<\/p>\n<p>Follow me tom.  Way over here tom.<\/p>\n<p>Good, litter, good.<\/p>\n<p>No, don&#8217;t go. All of it out.<\/p>\n<p>We need new sand here tom.<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;ve got a big enough nose. Surely you can smell that. <\/p>\n<p>Arg! people! Maybe we can train chimps.  Trade em if you got em.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yooo-mmiooou. You&#8217;re still in bed but I have to go potty. Herrrrrroooo. Did you hear me? I&#8217;ll try again louder? Yes, I have the tom&#8217;s attention. Concentrate tom. Yes, come my way. No, what are you doing? Forget the clothes licker machine for a minute. Concentrate. Litter tom, litter. No, no, that&#8217;s food. Listen to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-514","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/514","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=514"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/514\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=514"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=514"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=514"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}