{"id":52,"date":"2004-09-06T13:38:35","date_gmt":"2004-09-06T13:38:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valderbar.wordpress.com\/2004\/09\/06\/breakfast-in-bed\/"},"modified":"2004-09-06T13:38:35","modified_gmt":"2004-09-06T13:38:35","slug":"breakfast-in-bed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/2004\/09\/06\/breakfast-in-bed\/","title":{"rendered":"breakfast in bed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The subjects are on holidays. Judging from street traffic changes, it&#8217;s a general holiday not just a day off. Even the hairless tall&#8217;s catnip store (LCBO for Alcohol) is closed! That doesn&#8217;t happen often. Usually it seems the whole of simian lines are in that queue!<\/p>\n<p>A holiday for them works out well. There&#8217;s a sumptious concoction of perfumed food around this morning &#8212; eggs, butter, *and* cheese. My nose bridge has been getting quite a workout! Does my muzzle look more muscular yet?<\/p>\n<p>Oooh! cheese. And nibble for me. more? yes? yes? yes? no. they ate it. Ah well. I had been due to jaunt through the perimeter surveillance and go to groom my colleague. While there, she&#8217;ll regale me with stories she had of the mouser field dimension as I tidy up her ears. I won&#8217;t mention the cheese. What am I? Do I look like a seagull?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The subjects are on holidays. Judging from street traffic changes, it&#8217;s a general holiday not just a day off. Even the hairless tall&#8217;s catnip store (LCBO for Alcohol) is closed! That doesn&#8217;t happen often. Usually it seems the whole of simian lines are in that queue! A holiday for them works out well. There&#8217;s a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-52","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=52"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=52"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=52"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=52"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}