{"id":524,"date":"2005-12-17T13:51:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-17T13:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valderbar.wordpress.com\/2005\/12\/17\/she-gets-like-this-every-year\/"},"modified":"2005-12-17T13:51:00","modified_gmt":"2005-12-17T13:51:00","slug":"she-gets-like-this-every-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/2005\/12\/17\/she-gets-like-this-every-year\/","title":{"rendered":"she gets like this every year"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, can&#8217;t a cat sleep around here without all this licking and scratching?<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s with all the paper grooming? How many more papers are you going to lick anyway?<\/p>\n<p>I tell you what. I&#8217;ll show you something else you can do with that pen. See, nice gum stimulator for me, see?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, can&#8217;t a cat sleep around here without all this licking and scratching? What&#8217;s with all the paper grooming? How many more papers are you going to lick anyway? I tell you what. I&#8217;ll show you something else you can do with that pen. See, nice gum stimulator for me, see?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-524","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/524","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=524"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/524\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=524"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=524"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=524"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}