{"id":586,"date":"2006-02-18T11:19:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-18T11:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valderbar.wordpress.com\/2006\/02\/18\/how-to-refuse-food\/"},"modified":"2006-02-18T11:19:00","modified_gmt":"2006-02-18T11:19:00","slug":"how-to-refuse-food","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/2006\/02\/18\/how-to-refuse-food\/","title":{"rendered":"how to refuse food"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>lean your front legs straight back but head forward while trying to keep your nose away from the food, eat with your teeth as much as possible smacking and looking up often to show you are keen to see if better stuff will arrive. But eat to prove you are a desparately hungry kitty. Desparate enough to eat this which is clearly substandard.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.geekculture.com\/joyoftech\/joyimages\/414.gif\">cat class comic<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>lean your front legs straight back but head forward while trying to keep your nose away from the food, eat with your teeth as much as possible smacking and looking up often to show you are keen to see if better stuff will arrive. But eat to prove you are a desparately hungry kitty. Desparate [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-586","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/586","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=586"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/586\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=586"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=586"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=586"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}