{"id":603,"date":"2006-03-08T07:15:00","date_gmt":"2006-03-08T07:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valderbar.wordpress.com\/2006\/03\/08\/poke-poke\/"},"modified":"2006-03-08T07:15:00","modified_gmt":"2006-03-08T07:15:00","slug":"poke-poke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/2006\/03\/08\/poke-poke\/","title":{"rendered":"poke poke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I pat her shoulder but only get a non-coordinated swat in the direction I used to be standing.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m hungry. I&#8217;ll sit here with my fur and stomach grumbles to your cheek. <\/p>\n<p>No stir. You&#8217;re fast asleep. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll move between your legs. Core body temperature has raised since last time. <\/p>\n<p>Can you feel this warm ball here? <\/p>\n<p>No? Ok, I&#8217;ll walk up your meridian line and see if that helps&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>As I stood on her chest and looked at her closed eyelids, they jumped back. <\/p>\n<p>Bingo. Now let&#8217;s see what you can do about getting me some food.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I pat her shoulder but only get a non-coordinated swat in the direction I used to be standing. I&#8217;m hungry. I&#8217;ll sit here with my fur and stomach grumbles to your cheek. No stir. You&#8217;re fast asleep. I&#8217;ll move between your legs. Core body temperature has raised since last time. Can you feel this warm [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-603","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/603","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=603"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/603\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=603"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=603"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=603"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}