{"id":637,"date":"2006-04-14T18:46:00","date_gmt":"2006-04-14T18:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valderbar.wordpress.com\/2006\/04\/14\/114511625751275006\/"},"modified":"2006-04-14T18:46:00","modified_gmt":"2006-04-14T18:46:00","slug":"114511625751275006","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/2006\/04\/14\/114511625751275006\/","title":{"rendered":"114511625751275006"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No worries Carmen. I wasn&#8217;t snatched to the box of death in the rattling noise box. I was just snatched into the other room. <\/p>\n<p>Shortly afterwards there were at least 2 tom-men utterly without cat-greet. Unthinkable while I&#8217;m on duty but my door is closed. <\/p>\n<p>How can I possibly be courteous to guests trapped in here? How these humans conceive  of politeness is sometimes beyond my capacity to claw closer, even after this career-long study of them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No worries Carmen. I wasn&#8217;t snatched to the box of death in the rattling noise box. I was just snatched into the other room. Shortly afterwards there were at least 2 tom-men utterly without cat-greet. Unthinkable while I&#8217;m on duty but my door is closed. How can I possibly be courteous to guests trapped in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-637","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/637","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=637"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/637\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=637"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=637"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pearlpirie.com\/catnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=637"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}